"If you’re not losing friends then you’re not growing up."
Some asshole returned a pair of sneakers he bought 10 months ago because they were starting to fall apart after wearing them for 10 months…
"I’m sorry sir but you are fucking stupid fuck you and get the fuck out you greedy little prick.
Wait that worked?
if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable
Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.
Starr, Ringo. (ringostarrmusic).
“Which unassisted optima going to do a good okay Lordy Lordy Picca Bennicoff wow my fish Trietsch yeah Pisa love Ringo my Feras tweets.” June 29, 2012, 2:29 PM. Tweet.
Go girrl you die like a champ